Ariel - The Maid of Honor
Stats:
Strength: Popeye post spinach.
Speed: Only tried it twice.
Charisma: Cross between Trump and Drew Barrymore.
Intelligence: I have a bachelor’s in 90s pop culture.
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: Anything Beyoncé can do, I can do better.
Nickname: “Hey Teach” and “Yo Miss” are commonly used during 7th period English class.
Hidden Powers: The power to intimidate twenty-five teens with the upward shift of my right brow.
Notes: I am Ali’s favorite cousin/twin from another mother. We have been BFFLs since Ali was born 7 months after me, and it’s been that way ever since. Our favorite pastimes include complaining about smudged manicures, spooning in Ali’s childhood twin bed, exchanging selfies of impressive blemishes and inflamed sinuses, and mentoring each other to stay motivated Weight Watchers members.
Stefanie- The Matron of Honor
Stats:
Strength: Pray to God for it daily
Speed: Yes Please
Charisma: 10 Definitely a 10
Intelligence: I have been in college long enough that I should be a brain surgeon.
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: "The Macarena"
Nickname: "StefAnooch", "Stef", "Steffy"
Hidden Powers: Rescuing cats from refrigerators in the middle of rush hour traffic while making rice & beans. (Only Alison will get this)
Notes: I am Alison's cousin/friend. Alison and I have not been friends since we were little, nor did we grow up together, I am actually quite a few years older then Alison, but despite that she is one of the closest, most important people in my life. We have shared many laughs and tears along with many glasses of wine these past few years. I am so grateful for the day we crossed each others path and am looking forward to many more years of joy, laughter and even tears......and wine....lots of wine.
Paige D. - Bridesmaid
Stats:
Strength: 10lb consistent bicep curl
Speed: 88 Words Per Minute
Charisma: Enough to make the wedding party.
Intelligence: 4.0 Cumulative GPA
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: Facilitating the Limbo
Nickname: Pie-gee and/or Peggy
Hidden Powers: Has a hair color that doesn't come in a bottle....and small feet . Speaks Spanish
Notes: Paige is Alison's sister-in-law. She likes little green ghouls. Her hobbies include magnets. Her favorite food is milksteak and jelly beans. Her dislikes are people's knees (cover up your knees if you're going to be walking around everywhere).
Jaclyn - Groom's Sister/ Bridesmaid
Stats:
Strength: 10
Speed: 10
Charisma: 10
Intelligence: 10 ( If my brother puts a 10 , I change my answer to 11 )
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: n/a; I never met a dance move or floor I didn't like.
Nickname: "You're Being Like Mom"
Hidden Powers: Carrot Cake extraordinaire; watching movies with my eyes closed; forming teen novel book clubs with my sister-in-law
Notes: Born as only child, she allowed her parents at the ripe age of 2 years young, to bring her a real life baby. She would go on to nurture this young fella, until he learned impressive Ju Jitsu holds and took an active interest in undressing her Barbie dolls.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, the groom would be the first person she called.
Cristina - Bridesmaid
Stats:
Strength: 10
Speed: 10
Charisma: 10
Intelligence: 10
What can I say I’m Perfect!
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: Funky Chicken
Nickname: "Cristina Marie” “Crisa” “Crissy” "Cris” and my favorite “CAN”
Hidden Powers: Omnilinguilism, Atmokinesis oh and I can fly
Notes: Cousins with the Groom and Best Friends since 2nd grade with my Alibabe.
Short Story: When Alison and I were about 15 I thought it would be fun to wax our own eyebrows, because I know everything right? needless to say I promised Alison we would never talk about what happened that day until, I publicly told everyone at my Sweet 16. Sorry Ali!
I Love to travel, Eat different foods, Ski in the winter, spend summers on the lake, Spend my hunnies money, hangout with the Fam and Black labs rule!
P.S. I take full credit for the merge of this beautiful couple. (since they did meet because of me) Welcome to the Family Ali.
Paige E. - Bridesmaid
Stats:
Strength: 6
Speed: 2
Charisma: 10
Intelligence: 7
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: The Columbian Cakewalk
Nickname: "Chooch"
Hidden Powers: They are called "Hidden" powers for a reason.
Notes: I have been friends with Alison for many years. There is not a day I can go without talking to her. I love to dance and have a good time. Can't wait to get this party started!!
Natalie - Bridesmaid
Stats:
Strength: 7
Speed: 7
Charisma: 9.5
Intelligence: Loaded Question...6.5
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: Loves the Cupid Shuffle
Nickname: "Nat" "Natalia" Alis "BFSK " ( Best Friends Since Kindergarten )
Hidden Powers: I wish!
Notes: One of Ali's dearest friends since Kindergarten till now. In the second grade Alison & Natalie had a bug club with milky pens underneath a tree in my front yard; this club was exclusive to only cool members aka Ali & Nat only.
Full Time Pre-School TA, Part Time Caregiver, Full Time Friend, Avid Foodie
Loves: The New York Islanders, my students, shopping, long car rides, photography, sunflowers, pitbulls & kittens, country music, & a good book.