Michael - Brother & The Best Man
Stats:
Strength: 8
Speed: 7
Charisma: 10
Intelligence: 8
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: "Whip and Nae Nae"
Nickname: "Meat Prince"
Hidden Powers: Round house kicking; bending spoons with my mind, stone facing Jameson & slicing prosciutto paper thin.
Notes: Dance machine , Gym class hero, beer league softball legend, chicken cutlet aficionado. Michael Jackson learned the moon walk from me, Adrian Peterson learned the stiff arm from me. You're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's signature.
Josh - Groomsman
Stats:
Strength: 8.383
Speed: 8.994
Charisma: 6.997
Intelligence: 10, significantly lower if you ask his wife
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: "Drinking"
Nickname: "The Mad Hatter"
Hidden Powers: Butterfinger Chucking (the long way)
Notes: Friends of the Buccellato's since the tender age of 8, Josh has been lobbying for a position on the groomsmen team for the better part of 2 decades. He currently lives with his wife and dog in Pennsylvania. He enjoys long walks on the beach and writing short bios for wedding web sites.
Phil - Groomsman
Stats:
Strength: 6
Speed: 8
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 10
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: "The Lanky Art Teacher"
Nickname: "Booch"
Hidden Powers: Portmanteau
Notes: Joe's cousin who has been accused of ruining Christmas. Filmmaker. Maker of sausages. Taught Joe everything he knows about racquetball.
Steve - Groomsman
Stats:
Strength: 2
Speed: 1
Charisma: -4
Intelligence: -10
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: "Pee-Pee Dance"
Nickname: "Earl Lee"
Hidden Powers:
Notes:
Erik - Groomsman
Stats:
Strength: 7
Speed: 8
Charisma: N/A
Intelligence: 6
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: " The HazMat Shuffle"
Nickname: "E-Sharp"
Hidden Powers: One-handed clapping
Notes: Zombie survivalist, pickleball champion, fictitious lawyer, wiffle call all-star, cat whisperer.
Charles - Brother of the Bride/Groomsman
Stats:
Strength: 10 lb Bench Press
Speed: 0-2 mph in 15 seconds
Charisma: the hell are you looking at??
Intelligence: Green
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: "The Corkscrew"
Nickname: "Yung Chuk"
Hidden Powers: Paying bills on time. I'm a bill paying machine.
Notes: Loves America. Likes cats.
Paul- Groomsman
Stats:
Strength: 8
Speed: 6
Charisma: 0
Intelligence: No thank you.
Powers/Attributes:
Special Dance Move: " The Hustle"
Nickname: " The Stupivisor" Aka " Badass Miracle Worker"
Hidden Powers: Able to dodge wooden spoons and slippers at a moments notice.
Notes: Though it is not officially confirmed , Joe and I often get asked if we are identical twin cousins. I was once in a talent show, but lost because the judges failed to realize my talent was losing at competitions.